Forget about it. Faulkner County is dry.

Some residents of Conway are planning to begin a Wet Faulkner County initiative which will require around 23,000 signatures by voters registered in Faulkner County to get the issue on the ballot for a vote. 

Every movement needs a song. This is one to Wet Faulkner County (Get Wet).

Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party-time necessity Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself Oh Alcohol, I still drink to your health "Alcohol" by The Barenaked Ladies

Alcohol is in beer, wine and liquor, and often just refers to those beverages in general. It can be found in bars and retail locations. In the very distant past, it was found in saloons until banned by law. Up until the early 1940s it was possible to buy alcohol in Faulkner county. For more on this, see Town History.

Read on for the scope of tasty and/or intoxicating libations in Conway:

What Happens When You Drink

Alcohol: the solution to and cause of all of life's problems. Love it like your mother and blame it for your problems like you do your father.

• What Alcohol Does To One's Health
• Participate in certain religious ceremonies, like communion
• Socially lubricate yourself
• loosen up
• impede REM sleep
• May result in participating in a Walk of Shame
• Due to the aforementioned consequences, don't drive or ride your bike, since doing so can result in a DUI or even a BUI (or far, far worse).

Places To Enjoy Alcohol

• Bars
• Decent Well Liquor
• Happy Hour Specials
• Keg parties
• Special Drink Nights
• Some parks, maybe
• Wineries

Sources For Alcohol

• Retail Sources (see also the beer and wine entries)
  • Liquor Stores
  • Breweries
  • Free Beer
  • Craft Beer
  • Procurement can be facilitated via Shoulder Tapping
  • Free sip of wine at some places of worship - usually after certain initiation rites
  • Wine
  • Kegs
• Homebrew Methods
  • Brew your own beer
  • Dandelion Wine
  • Rice Wine
  • Make your own mead
  • Making wine

Activities

• BYOB
• Drinking games
• Gambling
• 40 ounce Meal Plan
• Drunk Dialing

Drinking Holidays

• Picnic Day
• Mardi Gras
• St. Patrick's Day
• 4th of July
• Halloween

Drinks and recipes

See also: Cocktails

• Bloody Mary
• Malt liquor
• Jungle Juice
• Mizzle Fizzle Juice
• Mojito
• Natural Ice
• WikiWackyWoo
• Ecto-Kaze
• Eggnog
• Strait up Whiskey

Conway Favorite Beers

Add your favorite beer, so that others might venture forth from the depths of Natty Ice.

• JeffPadberg recommends Boddington's Pub Ale.

Alcohol Awareness and Health

• Health Education and Promotion

What You Should Do If You Get In Trouble

• Legal Help and Police Complaint Forms

If You Need Help With Alcohol Addiction

• Alcoholics Anonymous
• LifeRing Secular Recovery
• SMART Recovery
• SOS - Secular Organisations for Sobriety
• Women for Sobriety
• Moderation Management

Closing remarks

If the glass is full drink up, drink up this may be the last time I see this cup. If God wanted us sober he'd knock the glass over so while its full we drink up. -Jason Webley, "The Drinking Song"

I need alcohol Because it opens my blood I need alcohol because it empties my head I need alcohol I need alcohol I need alcohol I need alcohol

— Swans, "Alcohol the Seed"

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy — Benjamin Franklin